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Post by jamwal » Thu Oct 12, 2017 2:33 pm

All type of humour, dry, sarcastic, simple, dark and so on.

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Post by Dileep » Mon Oct 16, 2017 1:43 am

^^What is so funny about that, hain jee? An expected behaviour is not humour onlee.

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Post by jamwal » Sat Nov 04, 2017 5:05 pm

http://www.dnaindia.com/world/report-pa ... on-2557719
Pakistan International Airlines plane lands midway, asks passengers to take bus to destination
A flight of Pakistan's national carrier today landed in Lahore due to low visibility and asked passengers onboard to travel by bus to their destination, according to a media report.

A Pakistan International Airlines (PIA) flight from Abu Dhabi in the UAE to Rahim Yar Khan landed at the Lahore airport reportedly due low visibility, Geo News reported.

The airline staffers offered to take the passengers to their desired destination by a bus. However, the passengers turned down the offer and refused to leave the plane.

Following which the airline staffers switched off the plane's air conditioning system, resulting in suffocation of passengers, including minors, in the plane.
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The approximate distance from Lahore to Rahim Yar Khan is 624.5 km.

The passengers said that they had asked the airlines to drop them at Multan Airport which is 292 kilometres away from Rahim Yar Khan.

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Post by sumishi » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:13 am

The first page is :lol: , all out of unintentional misuse of an expression
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/what-car/ ... i-buy.html

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Post by chilarai » Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:26 pm

Mirage - Two-Triple-Zero !! :o

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Post by Mort Walker » Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:20 pm

*Gynec doctor:* What is the problem?
*Patient:* My Fallopian tubes are blocked.

*Doc:* Did you link your tubes with your *Aadhaar ?
*Patient:* No !

*Doc:* That's why they are blocked...
nowadays anything not linked to *Aadhaar* gets blocked.

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Post by Peregrine » Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:23 pm

Nut Screws Spanner! :rotfl:

Firefighters free man's genitals from spanner

Firefighters have warned of the dangers of mishandling tools after a man's genitals became trapped in a ring spanner.

Crews were called to assist A&E staff with a patient at Royal Gwent Hospital in Newport, south Wales, on Wednesday.

They had to use their cutting equipment to remove the steel tool.

South Wales Fire and Rescue Service issued a warning on social media afterwards.

"If you're using tools, make sure you're handling as the manufacturer recommends," it tweeted.

"Crews from Maindee and Malpas had to release a steel ring spanner from a man who took tightening nuts to a new level earlier."

The post has since been removed.

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